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Ultimate Minivan Bumper Sticker – I Used to Be Cool

// May 2nd, 2012 // Comments Off // Bumper Stickers

cool-minivan-bumper-sticker

As a previous Minivan owner/driver I can attest to the feeling of my coolness slipping away as I drove the Minivan. This bumper sticker speaks the truth.

Bumper Sticker Collectibles

// April 20th, 2012 // Comments Off // Bumper Stickers

If you are looking for a fun investment for the future, then a bumper sticker is probably one of the few collectibles you can focus on and which will cost you less than five bucks.  If you want a good example just try to find the all-time classic, “Honk if You Believe in Jesus!” – an original sticker was sold at a New York auction house for a cool, $1 million!  There is a rumor that the fortunate seller immediately bought a new bumper sticker -  “Laughing All the Way to the Bank”.asset labels

Sticking with the Christian theme – another bumper sticker fetched an even higher $1.2 million, the 1968 “Have You Prayed Today?”.  Bumper stickers started life as mobile advertizing gimmicks and rapidly gained traction in the political sphere, and like today, religion and politics are very much entwined despite separation of Church and State.  Many of the political bumper stickers of the Fifties were produced by religious supporters who also hopped on the popularity of the bumper sticker with their own religious message.

One aspect of collecting bumper stickers is that frequently, buying the sticker actually involves buying the car upon which it was stuck.  It’s not unusual for bumper sticker aficionados to be paying way over the odds for a classic automobile, not because the car has the value but because it is the bumper sticker!  A slight twist on this, is that some cars actually carry several bumper stickers and it is their combined value which makes buying the car worthwhile.  One vehicle fetched just over $700,000 at auction – the value being in the bumper stickers fixed to it and no the wheels. Next time you are buying a car, make sure you check out the bumper stickers on it and see if you are going to bag a nest egg!

Falling down from the dizzy heights of these numbers, the majority of bumper stickers coming to auction or market are fetching sums between $10,000 and $25,000.  This is still a very hefty increase on anyone’s investment when bumper stickers may have cost a few cents.  The market is actually quite active, though recently it has suffered a drop in both activity and average prices achieved because of the economic downturn.

One question is if you are buying a bumper sticker today, which one is most likely to be valuable in the future?

Good question, and the honest answer is we don’t know, but there are some tips which if you follow them, are likely to improve your chances of hitting the jackpot. Go for popular bumper stickers which are likely to be used, i.e. people are buying them and sticking them on their cars.  Though popular, most of these stickers will ultimately end up in a breaker’s yard.  Keep your collection in safe and protected conditions.  Don’t use them so they are in mint condition – sure, some collectors will buy the car if they are stuck on a fender, but a mint bumper sticker will be valued more highly and you will find that keeping a sticker on a car will cause you a headache when you want to get rid of the car!

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Bumper Stickers as Marketing Tools

// March 21st, 2012 // Comments Off // Bumper Stickers

Bumper sticker car parked in Santa Cruz, Calif...
Image via Wikipedia

Bumper stickers have been around almost as long as the automobile – it seems that people just can’t resist adorning their car with something humorous or a personal statement.  It seems that when Henry Ford said customers can have the Model T Ford in any color, as long as it was black, that customers took it upon themselves to take matters into their own hands – after all, the customer is always right!

Bumper stickers started life as an identifier – usually telling other motorists where the car was from – but rapidly was adopted by marketing men in the 1950′s and shortly thereafter, by the hopeful candidates in political elections.  As the 1960′s came and went, bumper stickers have become ever more humorous, more visible and much more popular as a sign of individuality, demeanor and driver personality.

Forget the internet with Facebook and MySpace which lure advertisers with the prospect of millions of eyeballs looking at their web pages – just think of how many more eyeballs are focused on the bumpers of cars every single day!

“Your message here” is very true when you consider how popular bumper stickers are, but just as with social media and internet marketing, there is one attribute you should be looking to emulate – the viral campaign.

Viral marketing seeks to get individuals to take part in a campaign but at the same time, the campaign is designed to encourage or require that other members of their circle of contacts (family, friends, work colleagues) are introduced and in turn, they participate too – one person introduces 5 more, they all introduce 5 more and so and so on.

Bumper stickers can also be used in this way, but they have to be engaging and it also helps if there is something unique about the bumper sticker which makes it a sought after item.  In turn, this allows you as the marketer, to leverage the desirability of the bumper sticker to engage potential customers directly in return for which, they get the opportunity to market your company or product on their car bumper!

Designing a bumper sticker for marketing purposes requires good design skills and a good insight into the minds of potential customers; marketing appeal must be subliminal as you are looking to latch onto an existing social trend and are in effect, gatecrashing someone’s private party.   An example would be where you design a bumper sticker providing a rendition of the flag or name of the state or town you are operating in; this forms the center focus of the bumper sticker but within the design your company and product are incorporated.  Use words such as “Limited Edition” to enhance the impression of exclusivity, and use the sticking backer to provide instructions on how a consumer can get more, e.g. by visiting a website and completing a survey.

Bumper stickers are long lasting pieces of marketing collateral, usually lasting as long as the car itself is on the road.  Bumper stickers are a small, moving billboard which you don’t have to pay for and over the life of the bumper sticker, it will be seen and read by hundreds of thousands of people, and even better, read repeatedly by a significant minority.

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Tom’s Car Care Uses Oil Change Reminder Stickers with Success

// February 29th, 2012 // Comments Off // Bumper Stickers

When Tom opened his auto garage, he wanted to keep the customer #1 at all times. Running a business took about 14 to 16 hours a day, and it was hard sometimes to get it all done. But Tom enjoyed running his own business and taking care of everyone’s cars. It all started with Oil Change Reminder Stickers.

Oil change reminder sticker

Tom was working at Al’s Autos when he realized they didn’t have a system to let customers know about oil changes. “Al, why don’t we get Oil Change Reminder Stickers?” Tom asked. “We could even customize them with the name of the garage, so people knew to come back here.” Al thought it was a terrific idea, and put Tom in charge of ordering them. Soon Tom was the day manager in charge of the garage and Al was giving him advice on how to own his own garage, something Tom had never thought about before.

“You know, I think I realized you have an owner’s attitude when you came to me with those Oil Change Reminder Stickers. You really care about the big and the little things. You care about the customer and you think about the business’ success. That’s what makes you and your business successful,” Al said. Tom listened to what he had to say. “Then I think its time I opened my own garage,” Tom replied. Al grinned, “I guess you’ve been listening to me after all.”

another oil change reminder decal

Tom still does oil changes at his garage, something the guys kind of tease him about. But he gets an extra sense of pride adding the Custom Printed Oil Change Reminder Sticker. He knows it tells the customer to come back to his garage, and he knows it helps the customer take care of their car well. And doing both of those things is a sign of business success for him.

Tom’s Car Care just celebrated their 10th year anniversary. They have 4 locations and 35 employees. Tom isn’t sure how many oil changes they have done, or exactly how many Custom Printed Oil Change Reminder Stickers they have put on cars, but he’s certain it’s a lot!

How to Add Oil Change Stickers to Your Car Care Business:

Add your car care company’s contact information. Remember that most who want an oil change or car care will want to call, or even fax to let you know they’d like to come in. Don’t forget to put your street address, city and other information about your location so people can easily come by without asking for directions.

If you have extra space, try adding your car care company’s business hours. Some car care companies are open on the weekend and others aren’t. It’s a great benefit if you are open on the weekends for some customers. Other customers may be pleased to know you have a late evening.

Use easy to read fonts and large printing. Remember that Oil Change Stickers are clear on the windshield so you want them to be as easy to read as possible. A font size that is easy for you to read could be more difficult for someone that wears glasses or contacts, so try to make the font size as large as you can, for your customers’ convenience.

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How to Remove a Bumper Sticker

// February 20th, 2012 // Comments Off // Bumper Stickers

While many bumper stickers are magnetic and all you need to do to remove them is lift them off the bodywork, most bumper stickers sold today have an adhesive backing which is very strong and resistant to pretty much anything.  Sooner or later, you come across a car you really like but how sure are you that the bumper sticker proclaiming “Vote Satan” will go down well with the local church on Sundays or ever!

There are several things you can do to remove an adhesive backed bumper sticker, so follow this step-by-step guide to getting those irritating and enraging maxims of your car.

Step One

Use a lubricant to try to weaken the adhesion of the bumper sticker to the bodywork.  WD40 is ideal for this because it does not affect the color of the bodywork, provided you clean it off shortly after application.  Be careful if you use a solvent to dissolve the adhesive on the bumper sticker as they are very likely to discolor the paint job or eat right the way through it to the underlying metal body work.

Once you have applied the lubricant, try to peel the sticker off – repeat application of the lubricant to the underside of the bumper sticker so it gains maximum exposure to the adhesive – you may need to apply and reapply the lubricant in multiple stages to achieve removal of the bumper sticker.

If this does not work, move on to Step Two below.

Step Two

Apply hot water to the bumper sticker, ideally using a rag soaked in boiling water – be careful and always wear PROTECTIVE GLOVES!

This is hot work and has every capacity to hurt the user when applying the hot water so be careful to take precautions.  Make sure there are no children or family pets nearby to get in the way when you are transporting and applying the hot water.

Once applied, hold the rag for 30 seconds against the bumper sticker and attempt to peel back the sticker.  Again, you may need to apply and reapply the hot water as you peel some of the sticker away so it gets to work directly on the adhesive involved.  One tip is to work around the edge of the sticker and keep peeling it back until completely removed.

If this does not work, proceed to Step Three.

Step Three

Use a hair dryer to apply heat directly to the bumper sticker.  Heat will soften the adhesive and make it less sticky – unpeel a corner and continue to apply heat to the exposed underside as you peel away the sticker.  You can use a wooden or rubber spatula to help lift the sticker from the body work but under no circumstances should you use a sharp knife or a razor, which will simply scratch the paint job or bumper.

Step Four

Using a soft rag, apply rubbing alcohol to the remains of the bumper sticker on the car, which by now should simply be adhesive with perhaps some remnants of the sticker itself.  Use the alcohol soaked rag to remove the rest of the sticker adhesive and debris.

Step Five

Polish and wax the area where the bumper sticker was attached and buff to finish.

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The Lighter Side of Politics: The Political Bumper Sticker

// January 21st, 2012 // Comments Off // Bumper Stickers

Politics brings out the best and the worst in people, whether it is the candidates grasping for votes or the electorate themselves, but in any event, there is a great deal of fun to be had from watching the great democratic process in action.

One of the funniest aspects of the political arena is the number of political bumper stickers which make their appearance, not just at election time but whenever a “popular” politician is in office.

We should all be grateful for free speech!

So here is a selection of vehicular commentary on the political scene for your enjoyment:

George “W” Bush

Love him or hate him, George gave us more fun than any president since the last one.  Bushism’s litter the modern lexicon and here are just a few to cause a smrik or two:

  • Bush – End of an Error
  • Bush – Like a Rock, Only Dumber
  • If You Can Read This You Ain’t Our President
  • We Need a President Who Is Fluent In At Least One Language

There are so many more, but it’s just not fair to concentrate on Ole’ George, so let’s take a look at someone else.

Hilary Clinton

run-hill

We could have take a look at her husband, Bill Clinton and “W’s” predecessor, but Hilary provokes the kind of right-wing ire that liberals feel with Bush;

  • “Run Hilary Run!” – this was the best-selling political bumper sticker in New York because Republicans adopted it too – the difference was, they put the sticker on the front fender;
  • Monica’s X-Boyfriend’s Wife for President

Now we could go on for quite some time yet, but in the interests of political balance, it is only fair we make sure every political figure get’s the same exposure.

President Obama

President Obama is suffering from what many president’s before him have experienced – a turn in public acceptance and approval after they get elected.  President Obama is in the midst of major legislative efforts with the financial crisis and getting a healthcare system established, and both these areas are fertile ground for bumper sticker aficionados:

  • Obamacare – 9 out of 10 Illegal Immigrants Prefer It;
  • Nobama (the ubiquitous play on words);
  • HONK! If I’m Paying Your Mortgage
  • So, How’s That Hope and Change Working Out for You?

Not to worry, President Obama still has another three years of office to run, so there is plenty of time to iron out the kinks in any humor argument.  At the next election who do you think will be running against him – Sarah Palin perhaps?

Ex-Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin

Going rogue seems to be what Sarah is all about these days, after quitting as the Governor of Alaska, ostensibly to spend more time with her family (or plotting on the takeover of the free world by becoming the first female US President).

No stranger to controversy, Sarah provokes the best and worst in people:

  • I Can See Russia from My House (no she couldn’t);
  • Coldest State, Hottest Governor;
  • I Wanna be Sarah’s Intern!;
  • Pregnant Unwed High School Dropouts for Palin!
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Political Bumper Stickers – A Revised History

// December 22nd, 2011 // Comments Off // Bumper Stickers

Developed shortly after World War II, bumper stickers have been constant sites on American roadways since that time.  One use for bumper stickers for political campaigns.  We saw it in the last presidential election for sure, and even lesser elections promote their candidates with bumper stickers.  Call them “pieces of flair” for your car – but with a political message.

It is interesting to look at some political bumper stickers through the years.  It is not entirely accurate to say that the quality of bumper sticker determines the outcome of a presidential campaign (because that would be crazy!), we will let you draw your own assumptions.  It might be true that good bumper sticker doesn’t hurt.

The 1964 presidential election was a political showdown between Lyndon B. Johnson (with running mate Hubert Humphrey) on the Democrat side, and Barry Goldwater (with running mate William Miller) on the Republican side.  Johnson beat Goldwater by a good margin.  Johnson received 486 electoral votes to Goldwater’s 52, and he carried 44 states (plus Washington, D.C.) to Goldwater’s 6.  Just in case you’re concerned about popular vote, Johnson kind of swept that, too – winning 61.1% of the popular vote.

Goldwater bumper sticker

LBJ bumper sticker

There are pros and cons to both of these bumper stickers.  Goldwater does a good thing by putting his picture on his – no matter what your mug looks like you want voters to know the faces of the guys they have to vote for.  LBJ does a good thing by putting a rhyming slogan on his bumper sticker.  “LBJ for the USA” has a nice ring to it.  They both use kind of icky colors, but color matching wasn’t invented yet, so we cannot be sure that these photos properly depict the actual shade of these pieces of political schwag.  The orangey-red is much more appealing than the goldish green, no matter which way you cut it.

The 1984 presidential election came down to Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush versus Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro.  The statistics for the election were similar in proportion to the 1964 election.  Reagan-Bush received 525 electoral votes to Mondale-Ferraro’s 13, carried 49 states to the opposition’s 1 (plus Washington, D.C.), and won 58.8% of the popular vote.

This was a ground-breaking election in that Geraldine Ferraro was the first female to run for Vice President.  Bumper sticker-wise, they were pretty cut-and-dry.

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Obviously, it is easier to read the Reagan-Bush bumper sticker.  White text on a red background is hard to see from a car on the highway.  Also, Reagan and Bush’s names are on the same level on their bumper sticker, while Mondale’s name appears above Ferraro’s on their bumper sticker.  Sheer coincidence, or a strategic ploy to undermine Ferraro’s role in the campaign?  Probably the former, but we love a good conspiracy theory.

The 2008 presidential election was a little closer than the previous two, but since it was the most recent it is worth mentioning.  This election came down to the now-President Barack Obama (with running mate Joe Biden) and Republican candidate John McCain (with running mate Sarah Palin).  Obama won 365 electoral votes as opposed to McCain’s 173, 52.9% of the popular vote, and carried 28 states (plus Washington, D.C.).

maccain 2008 bumper sticker

obama 2008 bumper sticker

These are the standard bumper stickers that floated around during the campaign.  This was also a ground-breaking election in that Barack Obama became the first African-American president in the history of the U.S.  Hence the “Yes We Can” bumper stickers that also made appearances during the election.  There is certainly something to be said for a catchy and emotionally compelling slogan.

With the increasing availability of custom-printed bumper stickers, there is the possibility of “rogue advertising” and you can order your own political message to put on a bumper sticker.  There is a world of possibility with custom labels these days, which should change the face of political advertising forever.

article provided by Mark Trumper

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The Evolution of the Bumper Sticker

// November 22nd, 2011 // Comments Off // Bumper Stickers

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Model T - No Bumpers

The bumper sticker could not predate the invention of the motor car but, if you know that the Model T Ford was the first car to be mass manufactured and therefore it must have been the first car to have had bumper stickers slapped on it, you’d be wrong!

The Model T Ford had no bumpers!

Model A - Bumpers

Model A - With Bumpers

The first car to be adorned with bumper stickers was a Ford, the Model A which was introduced in 1927 and sometime between that date and the onset of the Second World War, someone cooked up the idea of the “bumper sticker”. Who this someone was is the subject of speculation and urban legend, though many ascribe the invention to a Kansas City entrepreneur, Forest Gill.

Gill was a printer and had formed his print company using his basement back in 1934. As the clouds of war started to loom, patriotic fever took hold and Forest came up with Gill-line, whereby bumper stickers, usually of the flag or a patriotic slogan, were held to the car bumper by means of wire. You simply twisted the wire to hold the slogan in place and untwisted to remove it when needed. Gill realized that a printed slogan with adhesive backing would do the job much more conveniently and switched to what we would recognize as a modern day bumper sticker.

After the war, with millions of people returning to normal civilian life, there was a spate of elections and political activity. Politicians soon grasped the marketing potential of the bumper sticker to get their campaign message across or simply their name, usually with a ballot box tick next to their name.

None of us would have any difficulty in recognizing these types of bumper stickers and for once, politicians had stolen a march on private companies looking to promote their own products. This quickly followed with a wide range of goods and brands being advertised on bumper stickers and the concept of a “viral” marketing campaign became established as a consequence. The idea behind a viral marketing campaign is to give something away which helps you to promote your brand but which not only the consumer who has the item, i.e. the bumper sticker, but also encourages and motivates their friends, family and connections to do the same – in fact anyone that sees one!

This brings us neatly to the Sixties and the free-love generation with hippies, anti-war protests and a time of civil and social turmoil in the country. The bumper sticker enjoyed a resurgence and renaissance in terms of use and the art and humor which went into their creation. Bumper stickers also became a whole lot more daring and risqué in terms of both imagery and language used, but it was both sides of the political, social and cultural divide which stretched the boundaries.

There is something to be sad about with the state of the bumper sticker today; there is something refreshing about reading “Better 2 Feet in NATO than a Cold Ass in Siberia” compared to “My Kid is an Honor Roll Student” . Not saying you have to agree with what a bumper sticker says, but there is no reason not to enjoy a smile at their expense!

Mark Trumper

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Bumper Stickers Offer a Boost to the Oak Hill Grammar School Fall School Play

// September 23rd, 2011 // Comments Off // Bumper Stickers

Have you seen The Wizard of Oz? Right now you are probably thinking about that wonderful 1930’s Technicolor movie featuring Dorothy Garland. But we’d like you to think about an even more special production of The Wizard of Oz that just can’t be missed: The Oak Hill Grammar School Fall School Play.

Our school play isn’t just a fun activity for the kids and families, it is also a fund-raiser for the school. Many prospective parents attend our school plays to get a sense of what Oak Hill Grammar School is like. This is an ideal time to socialize with other parents and children and see what Oak Hill Grammar School is at it’s finest.

We decided to do something different this year to help get the word out about our school play. We made bumper stickers! Our custom bumper stickers came out great and had the school crest and the website url and telephone number. They also included “Come See The Wizard of Oz” and the dates for the play.

The PTA knows the bumper stickers were successful because as people bought tickets we asked them how they heard about the play. Quite a few people mentioned they saw a bumper sticker. Every school family was given several bumper stickers. Many families today are two-car families and sometimes children are driven by a grandparent some of the time. We wanted every family member that was excited about the play to have access to a bumper sticker.

And it worked! A number of Grandmas mentioned they were stopped after bridge games or exercise class to be asked about The Wizard of Oz. Moms and Dads were asked about the play at work or in town running errands. So many people had the bumper stickers that the local newspaper actually ran a story ABOUT our bumper stickers! They thought it was a unique way to tell the community about The Wizard of Oz play.

If we had to share our secrets to success they would be simple:

Get your bumper stickers out early. The more time you have available to you, the better for your school activity or event.

Choose complimentary colors. Bumper stickers not only should be attractive, but easy to read as someone is driving or walking past a car or truck.

Keep the font choices simple and clear. Again we wanted to be sure our bumper sticker was very legible. We got many compliments on our bumper sticker and know that people could read it easily.

Our bumper stickers were available in the school office and every teacher was also given some bumper stickers. The bumper stickers were distributed to children six weeks before the school play – so we had excellent timing on our side. Some parents and families requested more bumper stickers saying they had family businesses or additional relatives who wanted them. We know of one instance where a family business of more than a dozen vehicles added our bumper stickers to their vans as they made deliveries in our town and surrounding areas.

Bumper stickers were a unique choice but very ideal to communicate with the community about our school play. Especially as our school play is a fundraiser and often helps to attract new students, we wanted to be sure as many townspeople knew about it as possible.

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Top 10 Bumper Stickers … and How to Buy Them!

// August 15th, 2011 // Comments Off // Bumper Stickers, Buying Bumper Stickers

Bumper stickers are almost as old as the automobile itself when some wag having shelled out for a Model T decided it was breaking down far too often, took too much maintenance and generally was not a good deal – this disgruntled customer came up with the anti-marketing slogan the Ford Motor Company has come to hate:

FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily!

Apart from disgruntled car buyers, bumper stickers have become a part of the daily commute and road trip scene and the search is on for something better than, “My Kid is an Honor Student” or “Vote for Whoever”

2806330279_7a4bde423cHere are the Top 10 bumper stickers compiled with the help of Facebook which are gracing our automobiles today:

Constipated People Don’t Give a Crap!

Oops, I Think My Karma Just Ran Over Your Dogma

Be Nice To Nerds – Chances Are You’ll End Up Working For One

I Child-Proofed My House, But They Still Get In

Caution: I Drive Like You

I Have the Body of a God: Buddha

Illiterate? Write for Help

Better to be a Smart Ass than a Dumb Ass

Ever Stop to Think…And Forget to Start Again?

Heart Attacks: God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends

Obviously, most of these are pretty coarse and what you’d expect from the college students – you know the type, future leaders, captains of industry, doctors, dentists, lawyers and generally the future.

If your own taste varies or even if it doesn’t, how do you get your hands on a bumper sticker which may contain the same lines but has something very different to offer?

More than this, where on earth do you go to find a supplier who will take your ideas and designs and come up with very own, unique and no-one else has it bumper sticker?

The answer is simple – turn on the computer and enter “bumper sticker printing” into your search engine and see how many search results come back offering their services for printing your very own bumper sticker! We recommend MaverickLabel.com.

The question isn’t where do you get them from but how do you select from the hundreds of thousands of printers out there offering their services?

First, make sure you are dealing with a company which has a physical address and landline telephone number here in the US.

Second, check the prices they are offering and whether they have standardized templates ready for you to customize.

Third, make sure they have a secure payment section on their website – you can do this simply by looking on the payment page and taking a peek at the section where the website address is displayed – you should see this, https://websitename.com – notice that little s in there?  That is your security that the website is secure and protected so no-one else can get hold of your credit card or banking information.

Fourth, check online by doing a search on the company you are thinking of placing the order with – there are plenty of consumer forums and review sites out there and if you see positive reviews, you know you are dealing with a reputable company that means business.

Finally, ensure the order will not take weeks to produce – many companies operating overseas do this and it is impossible to speed them up once they have your money – make sure you read the small print and make sure they are based in the country and not overseas.

See FunnyBumperz.com for more funny bumper stickers.

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